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  • PolarBearMan

    Custmon warriors

    January 30, 2016 by PolarBearMan

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  • PolarBearMan

    JACOBITE VS VIKING

    October 31, 2015 by PolarBearMan

    JACOBITE: ANCIENT SCOTTISH REBELS

    VIKINGS: ANCIENT SCANDINAVIAN WARRIORS

    WEAPONS

    JACOBITE

    MID RANGE: Scottish basket hilted broadsword, Said to be able to cut a man in half.

    LONG RANGE: Musket

    SHORT: Sgian Dubh, Small hunting knife carried by most scots.

    SPECIAL: Targe and Dirk

    VIKING

    Weapons

    SHORT: Great Axr

    Medium: LONG SWORD

    LONG: spear

    special: Shield


    FIGHT

    5 Jacobites are roaming a mountain in Scotland they hear shouting of 5 vikings, 2 of the jacobites shoot at the vikings wounding one in the arm, The jacobites put down the musket and the vikings throw their spears, They all miss, The jacobites run down the mountain with broadsword and targe in hand, One Jacobite cuts the head of one viking but the vikings friend grabs the jacobite, The viking punc…


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  • Crystar800

    I hope this is fine with you guys to put this here. I found a very good combat simulator online that simulates battles. It's very flexible, allowing for new warriors to be added at will. So, I decided to use this program to simulate all of the Ancient Warriors to find the best one. What I need is some input, so if any of you can answer the questions below, that'd be great. I have a bracket with randomized seeds already set up on Challonge

    I'm doing this one matchup at a time. The randomized seeds have led to the Roman Centurion vs. Vlad the Impaler. So, below are some questions for you to give your opinions?

    Coverage and Armor is done with a numerical value, so I want your suggestions on which value would be best. I'll take an average of eve…

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  • Justin.sommers.50

    Miscellaneous

    August 29, 2013 by Justin.sommers.50

    In the show, some warriors don't look the same in real life

    for example

    the Cartel Thug in the show and Escobar in real life both look the same but Escobar in the show looks very different

    2. both Adolf Hitler in real life and Saddam Hussein in the show look the same (a little)


    tell me if this is false in the comments Below

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  • Justin.sommers.50

    Joining my wiki

    August 17, 2013 by Justin.sommers.50

    hi guys, could you join my wiki http://deathbattlefanon.wikia.com/wiki/Death%20Battle%20Fanon%20Wiki?wiki-welcome=1

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  • Justin.sommers.50

    If Deadliest Warrior had a season 4 i want them to have Fidel Castro vs Pablo Escabar or Adolf Hitler vs Osama Bin Laden



    Tell me what you think they should've done

    -Justin Sommers 2013 :)

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  • Roygbiv666

    Season 4

    May 25, 2013 by Roygbiv666

    If the show had continued for a fourth season, what other warriors from history would you have liked to see and why?

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  • Roygbiv666

    Hi

    In some of the opening credits for Season One, there's one (well, I guess two) warrior I can't identify. Specifically, if you watch the opening credits of the Back for Blood Special, right after the African warrior expert decaptiates a dummy (I though it was the Zande Warrior, but could have been Shaka Zulu, it goes by so fast) and right before what is clearly a modern American(?) warrior (Green Beret ? or SWAT?), there is mainly black clad, masked dude with an axe leaping from left to right to attack someone with blue tattoos in a horned helmet. Who is that? I assume that, in order to produce opening credits for, say, Episode 1, that they mashed up a bunch of warriors in short segments that may not have featured on the show.

    Any ideas?

    Ro…

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  • Bacner

    Not so long ago I decided to re-watch the S2 episode “Roman Centurion vs. Rajput Warrior” to see if I can glean anything new from it. Nope, still the same story: the centurion loses to the Rajput because he had no chance.



    There are several factors that make a warrior, but here the critical one was the warrior training. The Roman army was the first regular army (in Europe at least) that utilized teams of soldiers rather than individual warriors, unlike the Rajput. That is why there was a Roman empire in history, but not a Rajput one, of course, but the DW show put individual warriors in this episode, rather than 4- or 5- person teams, let alone armies, and on their own, the Roman soldiers tended to lose to their ‘barbaric’ opponents – Gauls,…



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  • Bacner

    So, I have recently re-watched the DW episode “Hannibal vs. Genghis Khan”. What conclusions watching this episode have come forth to me?

    Firstly, the weapons. Genghis Khan’s weapons were all cavalry weapons – the recurved bow, the jida lance, the Turko-Mongol saber. Each of them is at its most efficient when used on a horse, especially the saber, as the show’s tests have demonstrated. When used as a foot weapon, the saber lost to Hannibal’s shorter falcata; on the horseback test, the saber was the better weapon. The bow can be used on foot (the bow is a very versatile weapon on its own), but the lance? Forget it. A lance is a cavalry weapon and DW’s staff did not even try to use it on foot-based test. It was horseback through and through.

    Wh…

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  • Thebeautifulsnowbeast

    Hey guys! I'm thebeautifulsnowbeast and this is my first post so I don't mind criticisum but please do try to be constructive. Now before I start I would like to state that I am Dyslexix so there may be spelling mistakes if you would like to you can point these out to me knock yourself out, now that is out of the way the real entry starts, enjoy.

    This first post is going to be about how much I love deadliest warrior. I think deadliest warrior is so cool because well, when two warriors come together and fight each other it's going to be good. I was however very dissapointed with the third season since they got rid of Max Geiger who was my favorite, replacing him with some army bloke without the faintist trace of charm which in my opinion Max…

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  • Pikazilla

    You can ask me other questions about Zombies in the comments below. I do not plan to make anymore blogs unless a new GOOD season starts for DW, even if that does happen don't expect any new blogs in the next months. And if i see anymore headnodding in Season 4, the chances of me capping myself in the skull will increase 80%.


    [1] Realistically against a horde, you must try to retreat until you can arm yourself. If attacked, push a Zombie to the ground or knock them away, but never attack their faces with bare fists or feet as they could bite and the punches wouldn’t faze them anyways. If the horde is light enough or in loose formation, you could possibly run through them (many Zombie Films showed this to be possible).


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  • Pikazilla

    Next blog will be my last blog of season 3, and it will be answers about questions about Zombies. So ask me questions about Zombies.


    Pirate. I know Ninjas are fast, but realistically no one can dodge a shotgun blast. Ninja also lack lethal projectiles, and so will need to get in close- which would make them vulnerable for the guns. Besides, Ninja lost to the Spartan. The Pirate won against the Knight. A Knight is similar to a Spartan. Pirate > Ninja. And i know there are alot of stories about Pirates, but Ninjas are overwelmingly overexaggerated. Most abilities of Ninjas are either myths or something from Naruto.


    Dude, there are sooooo many unnecessary changes in season 3, but it’s obvious that the change of production studios is what did it…



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  • Nkstjoa

    We all have our different opinions as to what episodes we like the most and don’t. We can argue all day as to which episodes deserve the most praise and which ones deserve nothing but hate. There’ll be episodes here that you may hate that I like as well as episodes that I dislike that you love. Whichever the case, PLEASE respect my opinion.


    I’ll be completely honest; most of these “best episodes” I like because they're close matchups. Now that doesn’t mean that all close matchups are the best (Army Rangers Vs NKSOF), so some are more lopsided than others.


    Viking Vs Samurai: This one was the closest ancient match on the show yet and it goes to show why. When it came to weapons, there were no bad weapons: every weapon gained kills that at the …




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  • Pikazilla

    Washington Napoleon, Teddy Lawrence of Arabia, Abe Lincoln vs Vampires. Oh sorry, wrong thing.

    I know they both look like humans, and both are undead, and sometimes they are so similar that they overlap in some media. Vampires are undead because they are demon-like. They drink blood, hate sun, and are super human in some way. Zombies are undead because they are corpses that animate after the fact they have died and are rotting. They might be both discolored and pale, but it’s easy to tell the difference if you know them. Vampires try to be suave and hinting that they want to have sex despite the fact that even Vampires from Central Africa are abnormally pale and white and might be levitating sometimes. Zombies stink like hell as their flesh…


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  • Pikazilla

    My Zombie Q&A

    June 24, 2012 by Pikazilla

    Ask me questions about Zombies, i'll try to answer them. I know alot about Zombies.

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  • Pikazilla

    I have top 4 and top 3 because sometimes I can’t narrow it down to just 3. These aren’t my favorite or least favorite warriors, these are the warriors


    • On Foot- Maori

    It’s enough that he has no armor or projectiles, but the Maori have some of the most primitive weapons EVER. His spear is a 1 hit weapon, and his other weapons are short ranged (if you use the Taliaha as a staff, it really reduces its range).

    • User of horses- Celt

    The Celts are primitive and low budget (can’t blame them, they were tribesmen in 800BC). Not only is there a lack of armor (sometimes, though armored Celts are the p**sies of the tribe) but the Cetlic weapons are designed for foot and close range, not for chariots.

    • Worth Mentioning- Shaolin

    Without the Twinhook Swords, Shao…



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  • Pikazilla

    Well technically the Gurkhas can join the FFL, but let us instead join the nation that tried to invade us, the UK. Ok seriously, if the freaking UK couldn’t conquer Nepal, I can see why Switzerland got a free pass in WW1 and WW2- apparently invading a mountain nation is suicide. Also, I find it weird that these short guys are considered the ‘ultimate humans’ or something like that. How ironic for the Nazis to be losing to the ‘master race’, but what’s more shocking is that this

    Enfield No. 4 Rifle I can see why this rifle was so commonly used, the magazine. While its performance otherwise is similar to other rifles, the ammo clips allows a large rate of fire (for the rifles of its time). Also, this weapon is still being used in war today. W…


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  • Pikazilla

    • Yakuza vs. Mafia

    With a large variety of gangster weapons, violent experts and one of the best fights ever on DW- showing a brutal bat beatdown and killer fatality, Yakuza Mafia scores my #1 for Nostalgic Season 1.

    • Pirate Knight

    The tests and the fight solved a big question that I’m sure a lot of people were asking: why did Knights and armor go extinct on the practical battlefield? Was the pirate weapons just less expensive, or was it better? This fight showed the fall of ancient combat to the armor piercing blackpower weapons.

    • Viking vs. Samurai

    The #3 goes to some of the most impressive weapons used by two successful warriors. Both sides had impressive weapons, all delivering their own style of overkill. Samurai using speed, style and cutting…


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  • Pikazilla

    The two ‘badguys’ of Cowboy movies and finally a western shootout without whitemen.


    REVOLUCIÓN! [1]

    Meet the Mexican who’s appearance is the only image an American can comprehend when thinking of a Mexican, other than Wal Mart employees. HA! At first I don’t know why Crazy Horse was considered a superior tactician, than I remembered that Pancho invaded the USA thinking that it would help his war (instead lost 100s of men from future battles with the USA)- smart move. Audacity has its downsides when you think you’re invincible, and now the US army hunts you for a decade. Yes, he became the Bin Laden of his day, except I don’t want Pancho to be classified as “f***ward evil d**khead” like Bin.

    Oh yeah, the actor playing Panch Villa is Italian… C…



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  • Pikazilla

    My Review- Q&A

    June 20, 2012 by Pikazilla

    Just ask me a few questions, mainly about the show and/or my views on them. I will reply to all questions after or before the last episode review: Zombie vs Vampire. After that, i will only make new reviews if the series has not been cancelled and i MIGHT have a prediction review- but let's not get ahead of ourselves- lets find out first.

    I also want to mention that I saw an old tv show that had Mack as the host, and he wasn’t bad as the host of Future Weapons. So what the heck happened? Now he’s in your face, hogging the screen and making sure the cameraman catches all his head nods. Seriously, is he advertising for a booblehead set? The only booblehead set I’m buying is Pawn Stars.

    Any Questions? Write as many as possible, but don't be stu…

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  • Pikazilla

    Look, i made a purdy picture! [1]



    I don’t see Teddy as much as a famous warrior. So he won a war, so did the guy who lead the Iraq War yet we’ll never remember him. It’s because like most American Genreals, Teddy won the war by outnumbering his enemy with superior weaponry- the tactic that won every US war outside Vietnam and Afghanistan (yes there were some great generals like Patton, but overall you have to admit America easily overpowers its enemies). Without his badassery and Gatling gun I don’t see much- wait what am I saying, he’s a badass with a Gatling gun- that’s good enough for me I guess. Oh, and he hunted Elephants for sport- take that Hannibal.

    Oh yeah, I want to know why everyone thinks the Battle of San Juan Hill is sometimes …




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  • Pikazilla

    A nice idea I think, the North and South Natives are completely different while still similar. North are tribal guerilla fighters while the South are more Empire-like and are more conventional.


    I know they are too far apart in years, but I just wanted to see a duo fight a duo, and these groups know how to spit lead.


    I couldn’t decide between these 4 dictators, but then I realized that Idi and Gaddafi were allies and Sukarno and Suharto were politically affiliated with each other. From two insane dictators to two others! Also I want to note that I think Idi is extremely similar to Pol Pot. I’ve researched their genocides and mentalities and they are very identical, especially since they both invaded their superior neighbor (Uganda–Tanzania Wa…




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  • Pikazilla

    God do I hate this guy. Not only because he killed millions of Aztec, but because of him Spain conquered Latin America and now I have to take Spanish class (yes, I do only care about myself). When a more advanced nation (USA) and their overwhelmingly advance armies (NATO) goes to war with another nation (who could that be) just for a simple luxury resource like gold (oil) that really pisses me off. Killing civilians for your own wealth earns you an automatic seat in hell and I hope Cortes rots. Hell, even the Mexicans hate Cortes, even though he technically founded modern Mexico with his conquests uniting all the scattered native territories.

    Oh yeah, funny thing about his weapons. I found a history book with a painting showing the Conquist…


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  • Pikazilla

    Feel free to guess who would win and if they should do these matches.


    The first humans ever vs the first civilization ever. Experts include; Geico Caveman

    • Caveman weapons; Clubs and sticks, Rocks (I want to see how deadly using a rock is, just throwing it or bashing and rubbing it into someone’s face and scalp), Spears or arrows with flint heads, and maybe thick animal hide.
    • Babylon (honestly I don’t know so I will guess); Copper or bronze longswords (they did have these, I know. Crappy and breakable as hell but still I am interested), Knife?, Bronze or Copper Spear, Arrows with bronze or copper tip, and maybe some kind of primitive armor.

    Or possibly Moses vs Ramses (yes Moses was a warrior) I know Moses won, but the truth is Israel and Egypt…




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  • Pikazilla

    I will start the reviews based on how I view these two as ‘bad guys’ or ‘genocidal motherfuckers’ and base my opinions on historical evidence and some research.


    Saddam is the ‘evil conqueror’, someone who is an expert at gaining more power while keeping that power under his control. He made Iraq into a regional threat, stalemating with the significantly superior Iranian army, obliterated Kuwait, surviving the First Gulf War, destroying terrorists [NOT supporting terrorists BUSH, Saddam HATED terrorists] and preventing coup-de-tats. His downfall in the Second Gulf War (The Iraq War by Americans but seriously the other wars are also called Iraq Wars too, this gets confusing), you got to admit, NOONE saw coming. Infact some argue that the ille…



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  • Pikazilla

    The reason why I don't have 'worst gun' is because the worst guns are automatically the old and primitive ones (handcannon duh) so it's a little unfair.


    Claymore. There’s a phrase for weapons like this, it’s called BIG FUCKING SWORD. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. It is powerful while able to keep enemies away.


    Sablia. This was hard to choose as rapier-like swords were interesting. But I choose a horseman’s sword because I can use it many ways. It is one of the best and largest cutters and surprisingly accurate. I want to kill without much effort.


    Aara (they called it a whip sword so it’s a sword). Love the idea, hate the reality. A weapon useless against armored enemies should not drain your stamina, especially if it has trouble killi…





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  • Pikazilla

    The amount of BBC stockfootage in this episode is embarrassing. If you see more than 20 soldiers or more than 1 elephant, it’s stockfootage.

    Genghis Khan! THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR not to mention he is GREATEST PIMP TO EVER LIVE. He took the fraise “burn rape and pillage” to a whole new level (and multiplied the “rape” 10,000 fold). 1 out of every 200 people IN THE WORLD has Genghis as their ancestor, truly he has conquered the world. Well no single warrior has conquered more land. Though to be fair, no one was living in Russia or Mongolia to begin with, but that’s no excuse- otherwise little Mongolia would never defeat FREAKNG CHINA. Bonus points for Kazakhstanand Persia. He faced the Great Wall of China and survived (cause he just walked aroun…


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  • Pikazilla

    (The previous comment put here has been deleted from too much bullshitting from my fans)

    Oh yeah, ‘The Rangers eat only one meal a day?’ Bullshit, the NKSOF are in a famine, most of their lives. AMERICA DOES NOT HAVE IT THAT HARD; we are fucking spoiled compared to Koreans.

    And one more thing, about the Battle of Mogadishu. WHY LOSE MEN TO RESCUE A BUNCH OF CORPSES!? That's not heroric, that's MAD. Waste your lives on something important, what TWAT ordered that mission? Are you going to rescue those died in this mission? It will be an endless loop!

    M4 carbine- Whoopie de fucking doodle doo, another American with ANOTHER M4! What’s the difference? Wait, it loses? OOOOOOOOOOH.

    SR-25- It’s nice to have a rapid fire sniper rifle with many rounds, …


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  • Pikazilla

    OMG a chick on the show, let there be fan boners! Seriously everyone, she’s only 17-19 yrs old and is freaking nuts. She’s a girl, whoopee de fucking doo. Yet the hosts keep jamming that idea into our face, to the point that you completely forget about William the conqueror. I really don’t know how to view Joan of Arc as a historical figure. She either deserves her reputation as a holy saint and saving France, or was really fucking lucky that she was allowed to be a knight AT ALL. PS- she only survived 2 years of war, which compared to everyone else on the show, is kind of pathetic.

    French Arming Sword- Joan lacks the range of William’s automatically meaning it is inferior. But with a thrusting style against chainmail, William had less defe…


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  • Pikazilla

    STOP NODDING YOUR HEADS! OMG WHYYYY!? Why does the cameraman zoom in on every host that nods their heads!? There isn’t anything better to look at!? I’m not kidding, look at one of the season 3 episodes and there’s over 7 headnods per episode I think.

    And what’s with the evaluation or meetings at the beginning? They take like 5 minutes, and they are BORING until you finally see the scenes of the warriors and experts. Unless that video of the warrior is literally nothing more than using stockfootage from BBC network! Isn’t that copyrighting, or being lazy?

    And why did they leave Morningstar Entertainment? I don’t know the company 44 Blue, but it reminds me of the company 4kids. They both start with 4s and the changes they have made to tv serie…


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  • Pikazilla

    Well I guess DW will include civilian killing terrorists in all their season endings. (yes, that’s right, Zombies kill civilians)


    Yes, the best way to show why the SEALs would invade Israel is the traditional “invade middleeast to steal oil refineries”, so it is likely (which is exactly what the simulated fight is). How dare the middle east have independence! The US has 5000 nuclear warhead, so fuck Iran for making nuclear powerplants, they are the threat of the world! Fuck Saddam for having weapon of mass destruction that he never had, (so lets just say his Oil is the weapon of war). Fuck the Taliban for……….. what did they do? ‘MERICA, FUCK YEAH! At least they killed Bin Laden, that’s one thing to be proud of.

    C4- When in doubt- C4. Enough…



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  • RSV 123

    My asenal

    June 9, 2012 by RSV 123

    Note- All the weapon 'My arsenal' contain weapons that this site have not. I just want the people to know about these kind of weapons.I will keep adding weapons to these list so keep visiting this page!!! I will try add weapons every day ,please help me by sending some names of ancient weapons in the comments I promise that they WILL be in this list.


    Talwar is a Indian sword used by many Indian warriors .It is a very common sword of Indian warriors.


    The talwar originated alongside other curved swords such as the Arab saif, the Persian shamshir, the Turkish Kilij and the Afghan pulwar,all such swords being originally derived from earlier curved swords developed in Turkic Central Asia. The use of talwar became more widespread under the Mughal D…



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  • RSV 123

    POPULAR MISCONCEPTS

    June 7, 2012 by RSV 123

    Many fans of centurion believe that centurion must have won if it was team vs team match but, I would like to tell those fans that, the Mongol which were also famous for their armies ( like Romans ) and have conquered land 4 times larger than the land conquered by Romans, were defeated by Rajputs in a battle between 8,000 Rajputs vs 60,000 Mongols! that means every Rajput must have defeated at least 5 - 6 Mongols! isn't that cool.And BOTH Mongols or Romans have not been able to conquer India nor did Alexandre. I'm curious to know if any one thinks that there are more misconcencpts so please post comments about that and also write the reason behind it (If possible).

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  • Pikazilla

    (going from #10 to ending with #1)


    For being the first in the Aftermath to admit that he didn’t think his warrior would win and for having the balls to visit Somalia recently.


    For looking as cutthroat and filthy as the real historical pirates.


    The pirate experts COULD look like pirates, but some experts DO look like their warriors. The Pancho Villa expert (not the giant fat one obviously), Teddy Roosevelt expert, ect.


    I can tell that a lot of ladies will automatically fall in love with goth guys like him. Besides Steve is cool.


    I want to say that these guys look just like Mafia dons, but no, they are directly related to them! They still have that Soprano feel and Fratto was talking like a true Italian… and what I mean is shouting F-Bombs every …







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  • Pikazilla

    The weirdest thing about the Comanche is that horses are not native to America. So if the ‘white men’ didn’t come over to the USA, then the Comanche tribes couldn’t be created as they used their calvary to gain independence and make a large Native American empire. But at the same time, the Comanche were literally slaughtered by the USA. OH THE IRONY.

    War Hawk Club- More of a pickaxe than a club. It is lightweight while still being lethal, so I like it. ‘BUT IT GOT STUCK IN THE SKULL, SO IT’S SLOWER AND LESS EFFECTIVE!’ Hey, this is a 1 on 1 fight. If you kill the guy, even with the blade stuck in him, you still win.

    War Lance This is a large slashing spear, and yet it is very light. The stone edge (sometimes not stone, sometimes made of scra…


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  • Pikazilla

    Oh how can you not love this guy? Oh yeah, he did a genocide, but with style… I guess. When a mighty empire like the Ottomans invades a small weak nation, it’s gonna fall. Vlad says ‘fuck that, I’m going to attack them at night, poison their wells, and decorate my highways with their corpses.’ But let me say something, STOP TALKING ABOUT DRACULA OK? Yes SPIKE, I know Vlad inspired Dracula, you don’t have to repeat it again and again and again! I want to know more about his habit of nailing Muslim politicians in the head!

    Kilij Possibly one of the best one handed swords in existence. It looks like it has some stabbing power, but its all about slashing for this demon. It flies through people like it flies through air, with no resistance at al…


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  • Pikazilla

    I think the fact that we don’t know how much change the CIA has done makes them more effective and influential in the world, in a sick evil way. While the CIA has helped toppled governments and kept their allies in power without making it immediately obvious that the USA did these operations. Such allies include Pahlevi of Iran, Diem of South Vietnam, Chiang Kai-Shek of China/Taiwan, Mao of China [1970s], His Excellency President for Life Field Marshal Alhaji Dr. Idi Amin Dada of Uganda, Saddam Hussein [during Iran war], Pol Pot- hey, didn’t we talk about how evil GENOCIDAL fuck-heads those last two were? Most of these guys are evil! WTF AMERICA!? If you measure success by how much your nation fucked up the rest of the world world, I guess…


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  • Nkstjoa

    Besides the X-Factors, Season 3's matches had more even outcomes due to the use of only three weapons instead of four (except for Genghis Khan Vs Hannibal and SS Vs PP, the former due to the imbalance of the special weapons and the later because each had four weapons). I have pondered for some time what would happen to matches from the past if they had less weapons. For some warriors (either those with more than four weapons or those with melee-centered special weapons), I may present multiple scenarios.


    No war club and sica: the gladiator will suffer greatly from the loss of his second-most effective weapon. The apache will not suffer much from the loss of his most ineffective weapon.

    No tomahawk and cestus/scissor: the gladiador will gain …


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  • Pikazilla

    Yes, Jamie Hyneman was crazy in his youth. They are known for aiming for weakspots and arteries, but their fighting style is very barbaric, showing uncontrolled rage instead of skill. Yes, in battle there is almost nothing scarier than a nude barbarian wanting to decapitate you.

    Longsword This is a very simple sword design. It is lethal, but is quite average for a sword. Yes, a long sword is an effective weapon because of how easy it is to use swords, but this sword is pretty dull- physically dull. The expert looked like the freaking hulk and it took 3 swings to decapitate someone! Every country at or after the bronze age has a warrior with some type of sword. Swords normally have a simple design and can create very advanced fighting styles…


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  • Pikazilla

    Yeah, they technically both are musketeers cause they both used muskets. That could get confusing...


    It is REALLY hard to convince someone that Musketeers can be a badass on this show, but you should be careful when fighting against someone like this- Someone who intentionally wears a silly outfit but are serious about it. But they do show impressive skill and discipline, and being French doesn’t make you a pussy so stfu. Musketeers have the most accurate one shot guns of their day. Although they have no weapons that can take out multiple opponents, their one shot weapons rarely miss when used correctly.

    Flintlock Musket This is a good one-shot weapons because it has the superior range and accuracy of the ancient guns. With one shot weapons,…



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  • Pikazilla

    The Somali Pirates are almost identical to the Taliban in terms of weapons. They focus on reliable, destructive and battle efficient weapons, but also cheap ones. These pirates use what is available to them, unable or not needing to buy more expensive and superior weapons. Still, a powerful paramilitary force for today. And like the Taliban, Somalis live in constant Civil War that is being prolonged by NATO, yay! I do see piracy as a serious crime, but it’s just so damn popular with the Somalis now-a-days that Somali Pirates will exist for many years to come. Either live on 50 cents a day, or get $100,000 in 1 day with hostage taking and use that money to move out of your shit home. I go for #2.


    Grappling Hook Grappling Hook? Ok… lets see …


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  • Pikazilla

    Like everyone else, I had no idea what a Zande was. Now I know, now I’m thankful for knowing. One of the few tribal communities still independent (I think…) these dominant warriors of the Congo will bite your head off with their Vampire Fangs. NYUM NYUM!

    Kpinga- the PINGAS weapon, as the name implies. Most projectiles I’ve seen have the problem of either accuracy, damage or landing correctly (like how throwing knives only work if you land on the blade, not handle). Kpinga shows in its design that it will always land with leathal damage, even with the handle- lol. If it doesn’t kill, it will disable. But don’t you dare call this a throwing knife. It’s just WAY TOO BIG to be a knife.

    Makraka Another ‘knife’ that’s larger than some swords an an…


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  • Pikazilla

    The Rajput created every possible design for a weapon and used the weapons most successful for their fighting style. India’s ancient culture was all about war and weapons. And yes, India has it’s own large empires, so stop bragging about Rome having a better one. I don’t know if they were officially conquered until the British invaded, but the Rajput still exist in the Indian Armed Forces [Rajput Regiment], just using guns instead of swords.

    Chakram The fast decapitating projectile is a powerful weapon, but the greatest attribute of this weapon is how deadly it is for a portable weapon. It is possible to wield multiple Chakrams on your arms and hat [even if it makes you look like some alien robot] and fire them very quickly. If you have arm…


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    Don't you love this show, where we bet on which killer of Americans and war criminals win a fight? Don't be saying "Yay Nazis" cause that would look weird. [1]


    The Waffen SS were designed to have the best possible troops of any army in both physical strength and skill. Their old German weapons are of perfect design and are devastating even today. High budget, merciless and built for war, they bring massacres to civilians and soldiers alike. I do not support the Nazis or their war crimes, but anyone who denies the Holocaust must be a Nazi themselves or just plan retarded.

    Flammenwerfer 41 This flamethrower’s range is similar to a shotgun’s. It doesn’t require reloading and is instantly lethal. A single blast can kill a tight group of troops e…



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    The Fatass Badass! The Chicago Outfit isn’t front page news today, but they are still a threat and are still intimidating. I’m actually surprised they didn’t mention Capone’s poor health; I mean that’s why he died young. Then again, if this was season 3 they wouldn’t shut up about it.

    Tommy Gun Well if Al Capone didn’t look more like a Mafia don… (technically the Chicago Outfit have Italian-Americans so cannot join the Mafia.) Lets talk about submachine-guns (cause we already talked about the Tommygun). Being one of the first fully automatic weapons, submachineguns are devastating up close. They aren’t machine guns because submachineguns are significantly lighter, but they are not assault rifles because they use smaller bullets. Because of …


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    Also check my other blogs, which I will start deleting and moving to Fanfiction.net by this Friday.


    GOD WHAT-A-NARCASIST. I know everyone thinks he’s a great military leader, but if you do ANY research you can clearly see his insanity. [1] He couldn’t think of anything more but to be towering over everyone and war, war, war. He was even depressed after stopping his conquests because his men refused to conquer more land, despite the Macedonian Empire to be possibly the largest of its time! ‘GREAT’ he was, great mental-case [badum tissssh]. He’s actually the perfect match up for Attila! Yeah I guess his conquests are impressive, but everyone knows that part.

    Ballista The Ballista is a one shot weapon. After the first shot, it will take over 1 …



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    Weird that the second season would start with the one episode that left no impact on me. I really forget about this episode alot, don't know why. TARGET!


    I think that SWAT and GSG-9 are the most heroric and ‘good guy’ warriors on the show yet, other than the Shaolin Monk maybe… It’s because these warriors save civilian lives, while everyone else would just slaughter civilians or invade another nation cause it has oil :D. No, the SWATs and GSG-9 are my friend, (unless I’m the mass murderer who summoned them). I like how they say that SWAT has superior experience because they are being called constantly. DUDE! You shouldn’t be PROUD of that AT ALL! If you live in a country where SWAT- not the normal police- FUCKING SWAT has to be called upon …



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    The best and worst visual fights from season 1-3. Also note that I will be moving old blog posts to Fanfiction.net in Deadliest Warrior section in June, so read and comment on them all!


    • Yakuza vs. Mafia for Best

    For showing the lawless and merciless attitude of both gangs. Human shields, beating someone with a bat as the ceiling lamp flies around, and a great knifefight with a gangstah style FATALTIY.

    • Vlad the Impaler vs. Sun Tzu for Worst

    Why is Sun Tzu a Ninja? He’s a better ninja than the ACTUAL FUCKING NINJA. Kick you in the head, I disappear 2 seconds later. Other than the end and the beginning, Vlad didn’t really shine during the match (shooting a teacup? Really?) It was all Sun Tzu doing some ambush or tactic, that still failed. It does…



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    Armor vs Armor Shield vs Sword From birth, these warriors live to kill They faced many enemies, proving their effectiveness in battle And now, the two most famous warriors of Europe and Asia fight……. Like my intro? Cool. SAMURAI VS SPARTAN REVIEW



    The Samurai’s biggest weakness is the lack of a shield, while the Spartan has the largest and deadliest shield yet. However the Spartan’s weapon can be damaged when hitting the Samurai’s armor. Yet the Samurai’s weapons can’t pierce the Spartan’s shield or armor. Both styles avoided kills with their shorter weapons and focused at midrange. The Spartan’s shield and spear combo defeated the Samurai’s two handed weapons, claiming victory.


    • the Aspis is less lethal against armored opponents like the Samu…




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